"So I totaled my car this week," he says.
"Oh jeez really?"
"Yeah, I got hit by a guy going right through the light, hit the back of my car and I spun around and then I hit another car."
"Wow, man you must have been really freaked out."
"Yeah my wife was in the car."
"Were they on cocaine or alcohol or something?"
"No I'll tell you what he was on, he was ON THE PHONE."