Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Quote of the weekend


Girl- So, I thought you didn't like Laura?

Guy- I wouldn't fuck her with a borrowed dick.


1 comment:

Ronald Matthew Kelly said...

Lucky 327'

I've heard this little gem several other ways, including:

I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!

and:

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

and, my personal favorite;

I wouldn't fuck her with a dog's dick!

Sometimes, I've even been known to say:

I wouldn't fuck her with your dog's stolen dick!

Thanks for the laugh!

The Cab Guy